the difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we ****ed up ... but that **** was fun!"



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: cry with you



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: keep your **** so long they forget its yours.



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "***** drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."



FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuQQ ouT

tru ....so damn tru bro .....

well that sucks......

going by these rules i have no friends at all, fake or otherwise.