Little Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired of
it. He
decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink
said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants
Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave
a
pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests."
2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas.
"I want a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I wake up. When I
go
downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And
when I
go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of
dog
poop. Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop
by
the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
smiled & asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
"Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!

I realy liked that one lollollol