Topic: Why don't you give me a blowjob?
uk1971's photo
Sun 12/16/07 09:06 AM
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her,
"Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"
"What? You're crazy!"
she said.
"Look, don't worry,"
he said.
"It will be quick, I promise you."
"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbour, anybody..."
"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."
"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"
"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."
"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"
Desperately, he says,
"My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."
At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says:
"Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"

bigsmile glasses

no photo
Sun 12/16/07 09:09 AM
They have that one on a MasterCard video clip..it hilarious!

Mossop's photo
Sun 12/16/07 09:11 AM
Love it!devil devil devil

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Sun 12/16/07 09:12 AM
this is ****ing awsome.

ICstarz's photo
Sun 12/16/07 09:21 AM
Not bad

yokoke's photo
Sun 12/16/07 09:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb3mshCWmgA
Here is the commercial that was banned...

laugh laugh laugh

ephraimglass's photo
Sun 12/16/07 10:10 AM
^_^ Yokoke linked to the video. I went at watched it. I had seen it before, but it's one of the best. I find it really odd, though, that the girlfriend has a southern accent, but her sister has a Bronx accent.

yokoke's photo
Sun 12/16/07 10:24 AM

^_^ Yokoke linked to the video. I went at watched it. I had seen it before, but it's one of the best. I find it really odd, though, that the girlfriend has a southern accent, but her sister has a Bronx accent.


Eph, Eph, Eph..... you are over analyzing againhuh
Just enjoy it for what it is.... roll with it....laugh....

Just flow...........laugh :wink: bigsmile

smokin drinker

bigteddybear59's photo
Sun 12/23/07 10:19 PM
i like that laugh laugh laugh