1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying STUFF YOU! (OR WORSE!!!!)

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

LOL...SO TRUE...

Back at cha...........

Words Men Use.....

1.OK
He didn't actually hear anything you said, but he's learned that if he doesn't say something when you talk, you'll keep talking.

2.Five Minutes
Somewhere between "in a little while" and "the end of time". Never actually means five minutes unless you gave that as a time limit, in which case it means five minutes, timed to the closest millisecond.

3. Of Course I Love You for You!
He loves you for your body. If that goes, so will he.

4. Is it OK if I...?
He's already done it, so you may as well approve.

5. Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh accompanies the realization that he's going to have to figure out a way to undo something he's already done in the hopes that you'd approve.

6. Nothing
He forgot what he was going to say, most likely because he was distracted by the subtle jiggle of your/your sister's/your best friend's/some stranger's breasts.

7. Thanks
Thank you. Really, really thank you -- I thought for sure you'd say no.

Well, they say that it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission. This one just reminded me of the Calvin & Hobbes comic where Calvin asks if he can tear up the floorboards in his room to make a secret passage.

awww..poor men and the stuff they have to put up with

lol Pashen you made me crack a smile