Topic: together at last
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Sat 12/15/07 10:33 PM
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then
her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by
her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’re
finally together.” A guy sitting in the front row says, “Excuse me
father, but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second
husband?”

The priest says, “I mean her legs.”


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Sat 12/15/07 10:35 PM
Got that one in one of my joke books. Classic.