Zambian/Lusala ladies up for intimacy, flinging and fun.... All roads lead to my inbox.

Dream on

And a little vain I see too.

I first saw that as "And a little van I see too."

And that made me think of Chris Farley and his van down by the river.

I would have loved to see an SNL sketch with Farley as that character trying to pick up chicks on the internet.
Where they show him and his reactions, and then they show his texts and they're all calm while he's screaming "in my van down by the river!"
Like "Hey boo, I really admire you. I'm so jealous of your beautiful heart. It's engorged full of blood and pumping deep inside you. How 'bout you come over for some netflix and chill, and be your heart, in my van down by the river!"

Then they show her texts and he freaks out and yells then types something calm.

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