Topic: dad jokes
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Wed 11/27/19 09:19 PM
19 started fooling around with 20. Guess what happened ? 21.

a math book decided he needed to see a psychiatrist. Why? He had too many problems.

Why do you never hear pterodactyls going to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.

My son asked me "Please get me a new book mark." He is 11 years old and I am very upset because he hasn't learned yet that my name is Brian.