Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't
belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before

Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?

Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam

Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!

Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!

McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served

Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities

Burger King: Have it your way

Dairy Queen: We treat you right

AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1

definately the doublemint gum one

TRiple layer protaection for the player..WILL LOL

im so for Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... hehe

im so for Energizer: It keeps going and going and going.... hehe

(SMILES)

I would use the Ford
what about energizer condoms- they keep going and going

I'm a Chevy man myself,,,
but you forgot,,,

TROJAN MAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Michael....YOU FORGOT TO USE THOSE CONDOMS! NOW YOU HAVE 6 KIDS!

WOFF!!!2U mutt face...oh,,,and fukoff....

YOU, MIKE, LOL!

oh foolish one,,,you know little of th truth.
I only have one child and she is grown...
go away...

Everyone know that condoms come in three sizes?
Large, Medium and caucasion.

Know how to recycle condoms?
Turn them inside out and shake the f&(* out of em.

MIKE...HOW CAN YOU FORSAKE ALL YOUR 6 CHILDREN? I know you do not love
me anymore...but at least support your children...they need new shoes! I
do not care if you love me anymore, since I have a real sweet boy
friend, but you should, at least care about your children!

That would be a sweet/ desperate/ blind boyfriend.

GO TH HELL AWAY!!!

PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT AND I WILL BE HAPPY TO GO AWAY! PAY NOW, MIKE OR
PAY, A LOT MORE, LATER! WOW....MIKE...YOU'RE PAYING FOR ''SOME'' OF YOUR
CRAP, RIGHT NOW, UH?

I have nothing to pay...
not to you,nor for child support.now go away and stop harrassing me or
you will be reported.

HI THERE, AGAIN....MIKEY!