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I'd prefer a spinner.

Nobody. That space is reserved to my cats

Donald Trump!!

do you have any idea just how hard they are to find?

Depends on how they're going to be sitting?

I mean if I'm sitting like santa, then I'd want someone like drew barrymore to tell me what she wants for christmas while on my lap.

If I'm on my hands and knees and they're going to straddle my back I'd want my niece so we could play horsey cause that always makes her giggle.

If I've just had a heart attack and for some reason they're straddling me I'd want a medic (preferably some hot medic, but I'd take the ugliest fattest nastiest smelling medic in the world if that means my life is saved).

If they're straddling my chest beating me up then I'd want like Bill Gates or Jeff Bezos. They look kinda wimpy so punches probably wouldn't hurt that much plus I could snag their wallet.

If you're talking about sitting on my face and smothering me to death, then all I know is I sure don't want Mistress Gabriella De La Joir over on Myrtle ave because she charges extra for that and I don't like paying extra for anything.