A man was throwing a party. A week before the party was to start he went
out and bought a parrot so the parrot could say the names of the people
that were coming through the door. Well, the parrot kept getting out of
his cage and going to the nieghbors house and having sex with the
chickens. The neighbor finally caught the parrot, took him in the house
and shaved his head. The neighbor told the parrot if he tried it again
then he would be lunch.

Well, the man gets home from work and the neighbor comes over and tells
him what happened and the man apologized to the neighbor and told him it
wouldnt happen again.

The night of the party the parrot was sitting on top of the piano
calling out the names of the people that came through the door. "Mr. and
Mrs. Johnson." "Mrs. Linda Straight." This went on for a few min. then 2
bald guys came through the door.

The parrot says "Alright you chicken fuckers, get up here on the piano
with me."

thats a riot i like that ;)

i agree that was hilarious

I am glad I'm not bald, Nice one

toooo flippin funny

ROFLMAO

CHICKEN FUKR'S