Tom, ****, and Harry all die and go to hell. Satan walks up to Tom and asks him what he wants for all eternity. Tom thinks a minute and says, "I wanna get drunk." So Satan opens a door...booze as far as the eye can see. Jack, Jim, you name it, it's there. He kicks Tom in, closes the door. Then Satan asks ****, "What do you want for all eternity?" **** smiles and says, "I want to get laid." So Satan opens a door. Naked women, far as the eye can see. He runs in and Satan shuts the door behind him. Then he asks Harry, who has had time to think about this, "What do you want for all eternity?" Harry gets a grin from ear to ear and says, "I wanna get high." So Satan opens a door, huge pot field, far as the eye can see. He kicks Harry in, closes the door. 300 years later he comes back and opens Tom's door. Tom stumbles out and says, "I'm never *hic* gonna drink again." Then he pukes and passes out in his own hurl. Then Satan opens ****'s door. **** claws his way to the door, all bloody and battered yelling, "Get me out of here." The women jump on him and pull him back, Satan closes the door and chuckles. Then he opens Harry's door and Harry is standing there srying. "What's wrong with you?" Satan asks. Harry replies, "*sniff* No lighter."

that was good

thats funny,
i think i would choose to just be happy.

I got tons of jokes...Good ones, too.

yea, i have a bunch too, but every time i post any, no one really looks at them, so i gave up.
and there not boring jokes, there pretty funny.i just think sometimes every one is caught up seeing how cute, or hot they are.

Yeah. People don't laugh as much as they should. I love jokes.

well go ahead and post some, or if youd like, send the jokes to me, and ill send you some back, ill be right back, gota give the computer up for a few min.