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Why are there no aspirins. In the amazon Jungle??????
Cos the parrots eat em all |
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Do you know why there isn't paracetamol in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat'em all. ---------------------- I had to google that joke because your version made no sense as a joke, and I found that one ^^^ and THEN got it
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Do you know why there isn't paracetamol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat'em all. ---------------------- I had to google that joke because your version made no sense as a joke, and I found that one ^^^ and THEN got it
Try googling why no aspirins in the jungle, you will get the one I posted also this answer Because aspirin is derived from the bark of the willow tree, which is a species not generally found in a jungle environment |
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Do you know why there isn't paracetamol in the jungle? Because the parrots eat'em all. ---------------------- I had to google that joke because your version made no sense as a joke, and I found that one ^^^ and THEN got it
Try googling why no aspirins in the jungle, you will get the one I posted also this answer Because aspirin is derived from the bark of the willow tree, which is a species not generally found in a jungle environment I'm sure I'd find it on google, too, but the joke is based on phonetics and, frankly "Because aspirin is derived from the bark of the willow tree, which is a species not generally found in a jungle environment" is kind of a stretch for a knock-knoc-who's-there kind of joke. But hey, not bustin your balls here. As I said, I didn't get it reading your version. If one has to look up what Aspirin is made out of to laugh at the joke then it's a poor joke. |
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No offence taken
 , the technical one came from the anti joke site ,
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It's a Christmas cracker, groan joke, and in the crackers it definitely says aspirin
Try this 1, it was 1 of my little sisters favourites, it's another cracker groan joke Why didn't the skeleton go to the party??? Because he had nobody to go with  
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It's a Christmas cracker, groan joke, and in the crackers it definitely says aspirin Try this 1, it was 1 of my little sisters favourites, it's another cracker groan joke Why didn't the skeleton go to the party??? Because he had nobody to go with
What suspicious people do you find in a bakery at Christmas Mince spys |
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whats happens when you open a window?....
Polygon |
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