yes it's time for another pointless post from me for no other reason then i was bored. so being christmas time and everybody is in the christmas spirit i thought i would start off by saying to hell with christmas! all i get is coal anyway....... but atleast i stay warm......

i wrote santa a leter about a month back asking if he could send me a stripper. today i get a response from him and it reads...

dear andrew,
i was most pleased to her from you since it's been quite a few years now, i am pleased to tell you that i was able to get you that stripper you had asked for since you have been such a good boy. you'll be getting a confirmation phone call to make sure at home before they show up!

sincerely,
santa


now this gets me very excited all day. about an hour ago i get a phone call from this nice young lady confirming the appointment and boy did she sound hot! right before i hang up i ask "well, whats her name and when can i expect her?" to which i get the reply "they'll be there in 10 minutes and his name is hank!"


screw you santa!

I must have sent my letter to the same address. I ended up with a dude named Rufus, but at least he brought cookies.

20$ says he leaves a dildo in my stocking that jerk!

I'll take your gift!

i dunno if you'd like it, he's mean to me, it'll probably be a kong dong or something like that.

Well, like I've said before. I can tape it and it'l sell somewhere

Found ya a stripper...

Now THAT I'd pay to see Mostly because I'd be curious.