Once upon a time there was a computer tech who was walking and he happened to notice a frog and so he picked it up.

To his surprise the frog spoke to him and said "I am a beautiful princess if you just kiss me I will turn back into a girl and I will be very grateful to you"

He just smiled and kept on going a while later he took the frog out of his pocket and she said again "if you will please kiss me I will marry you and make you rich"

He just smiled and put the frog back in his pocket this happened a few times but he would only smile and put her back in his pocket.

Finally she asked "why will you not help me? I would of given you half of my kingdom?"

To which he responded "look I am a computer tech, I do not have the time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that is cool"

good one, vonda