Hal is petrified of girls, so he asks his friend Lenny how he meets so many nice chicks.
Lenny says,
"I have a surefire method to feel them out. I go up behind a girl and whisper, 'Tickle your ass with a feather?' And when she turns around and asks what I said, I say, 'Typical nasty weather.' If she smiles or laughs, I know she has a sense of humour, we chat, and it all happens naturally. Try it."
The next night, nervous but desperate, Hal goes to a very crowded bar, and sits in the corner, stewing, nursing a drink, getting more uptight every second. Finally, he walks up behind the nicest girl in the place, and after a few minutes of stammering, blurts out so everybody can hear,
"Stick my finger in your ass?"
She turns around and says,
"WHAT!?"
He says,
"It's freaking pouring outside."

am I just too tired...I don't get it.