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Topic: I am....
damnitscloudy's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:44 PM
I am not a Christan, but I'm spiritual.




Everyone else seems to be making new topics proclaiming their beliefs, so I should too. Anyway, hallo! laugh

jvc534's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:47 PM
To do believe the Great Coronal Sanders said "I'm too drunk...To taste this chicken..."

wmyers4u's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:47 PM
well you are going to hell then, LOL

I pray to the God of Mashed potatoes and gravy:)

Differentkindofwench's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:50 PM
laugh laugh Hey, damnits, well done.....

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:57 PM
what kinda gravy? i think this can be realted to denominations =)

azrae1l's photo
Thu 12/13/07 12:58 PM
is there something wrong with being to drunk to taste chicken???????? and if chicken is so bad why the hell does the god of mashed potatoes and gravy let us have it at kfc with said chicken?????? may the god of corn on the cob smite you all!!!!!!!!!!!!

wmyers4u's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:03 PM

what kinda gravy? i think this can be realted to denominations =)
laugh

yzrabbit1's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:03 PM

What about the one true God of Chicken. Isn't better to just to just follow him then to take a chance like that with your soul.

KalamazooGuy87's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:05 PM
then i think i would run away from what i believe in hence "chicken" =).. besides i dont want to eat my religion becasue it is tasty =)

Differentkindofwench's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:11 PM


What about the one true God of Chicken. Isn't better to just to just follow him then to take a chance like that with your soul.


Nah, too much to squawk about.

Abracadabra's photo
Thu 12/13/07 01:34 PM
Damnit, you should start your own church. drinker

Call it The First Church of Feline Faitheists with Nine Lives of Spiritual Sly Stealthiness

Reverend Pussie Cat Preacher Presiding

Redykeulous's photo
Thu 12/13/07 02:28 PM
Well, before I commit to any new religious affiliation, I must ask some questions first.

so... Do I have to believe in a god, goddess, or omnipitant creator to be "spiritual"?

If I don't believe in ghosts, can I still be "spiritual"?

If I decided to join and I'm welcome, can I label myself as
A "spiritualist atheist"?

OH - PS, do I have to tithe?

cutelildevilsmom's photo
Thu 12/13/07 02:37 PM
yeah what is spirtual mean anyway?

Abracadabra's photo
Thu 12/13/07 02:38 PM
You only need to believe in cats.

You don't need to teethe,...

but you should have good set of fangs. bigsmile

Arabella5's photo
Fri 12/14/07 02:59 AM
I have a good set of fangs...but I haven't used them lately bigsmile

creativesoul's photo
Fri 12/14/07 05:04 AM
Ah damnits:

I meant to say earlier... I am glad to see your humourous self in the religion threads... you gotta knife, I see... and have used it quite wisely, may I add... slicing through the tension of this forum...

I love hot wings with football!!!!! Make 'em Frank's Redhot...

Fading....

PRAISE THE CHICKEN!!
PRAISE THE chicken!!
PRAISE the chicken!!
praise the chicken!!

I am thankful for evolution though, truly.... cause I do not like the taste of wingless lizards... :wink:

flowerforyou

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Fri 12/14/07 05:14 AM
((((((Cloudy)))))))) You just Am..wonderful

CraniumDesigns's photo
Fri 12/14/07 07:53 AM
what does spiritual mean? it seems really vague and ambiguous. maybe that's the point?

Abracadabra's photo
Fri 12/14/07 08:10 AM

what does spiritual mean? it seems really vague and ambiguous. maybe that's the point?


It only seems vague and ambiguous to those who aren't.

To those who are, it's Dr. Seuss's smile. bigsmile

No ambiguity req'd. flowerforyou

no photo
Fri 12/14/07 08:31 AM

Spiritual - Religious songs developed by the Afro-American communities in the USA.


Seems pretty clear to me, those who say they are spiritual are stating that they are "religous songs developed by the Afro-American communities in the USA".

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