Moishe and Sadie, hoping to get rid of their Rabbi, decided to trap him by exposing his hypocrisy when his wife went to Israel to visit her family.

The Rabbi was working at home, as he usually did on Wednesday mornings, preparing his Shabbat sermon, when the doorbell rang. When he opened the door, there was Sadie standing outside. She opened her coat, revealing that she was nude, except for a small frilly white apron.

“Do you want to play games?” Sadie asked, “I’ll be Caron, the French maid.”

“Wonderful, wonderful,” the Rabbi said, “come right in and take off your coat.”

He looked Sadie over and said, “OK, let’s play. You’re the maid and I’m the housewife. I’m going out to have lunch with a couple of my friends, and while I’m gone, you’re going to start in the kitchen. Be careful with the crockery and don’t mix up the silverware. OK?”

And there goes