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Reddragons facts.
1.) There's no theory of evolution , just a list of animals Reddragons allowed to live. 2.)Reddragons does not sleep, He waits. 3.)Reddragons drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls 4.)When the boogyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Reddragons. LMAO!!! 5.)Reddragons has two speeds, walk and kill 6.)the cheif export of Reddragons is pain. 7.)Reddragons doesn't wear a watch , He DECIDES what time it is. 8.)Reddragons once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 9.)When Reddragons falls in water, Reddragons doesn't get wet. Water gets Reddragons. 10.)Reddragons can divide by zero. |
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6.)the cheif export of Reddragons is pain. Reddragons can't spell "chief" lol |
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Edited by
REDDRAGONS
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Thu 12/13/07 01:35 AM
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There are no ChiefPUA's, only countries of people Reddragons has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Reddragons once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Well I personally happen to know the EXACT location of Carmen Sandiego, Red.......do you????
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Reddragons lives in Oklahoma.
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And next you'll be saying YOU built Rome in one day.........
ROFL When I say this thread needs "MORE COWBELL" I Mean it!!! |
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Most people fear the Reaper. Reddragons considers him "a promising Rookie".
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Edited by
yokoke
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Thu 12/13/07 02:07 AM
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Well i can judge a book by it cover LOL
You need to hand out hip waders at first posting for all victims involved LOL Night all...going to go drink some nighttime napalm to quell my heartburn |
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lol Chuck Norris is going to punch you with his beard
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Reddragons wont find dates too easily...
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@Ms Teddy
@Reddragons... |
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Reddragons facts. 1.) There's no theory of evolution , just a list of animals Reddragons allowed to live. 2.)Reddragons does not sleep, He waits. 3.)Reddragons drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls 4.)When the boogyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Reddragons. LMAO!!! 5.)Reddragons has two speeds, walk and kill 6.)the cheif export of Reddragons is pain. 7.)Reddragons doesn't wear a watch , He DECIDES what time it is. 8.)Reddragons once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. 9.)When Reddragons falls in water, Reddragons doesn't get wet. Water gets Reddragons. 10.)Reddragons can divide by zero. Dragoness feels no fear |
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Okay, who dropped LSD in the Geco cage?
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Okay, who dropped LSD in the Geco cage? |
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Fact: Reddragons gave Just Say Hi a round house kick once and knocked it right of the internet, for a year.
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Reddragons calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
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I will raise you $50......
I say you aren't all that.... Prove It..... I have a nomex suit......... fire don't bother me.... |
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^^^^^Reddragons does know what Willis is talking about!
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^^^^^Reddragons does know what Willis is talking about! Yeah well I got some different strokes that would make ya back paddle and call in for backup |
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