| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 2 | |
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      dd,
 
  it is prominently absent! what? now no sex & dating!!? bring back 3-somes at least!!   
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      Im confuzzled 
        
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      Dear diary,,,,,,,Im going on a diet tomorrow.......beware of *****iness, crying jags and more *****iness!!! 
          
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      dd,
 
  look under recent posts - no luv you long time lucy!!  | 
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     dd, look under recent posts - no luv you long time lucy!!       
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      Not even under my topics.... 
        
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      dd,
 
  masturbate furiously and watch the scale plummet!!  | 
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      dear diary, 
 
  nope now no topics either... do do do do - do do do do...  | 
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      Dear diary......Im not to impressed with my new johnson......he doesnt get hot enough!! 
          I may just take him back!!!      
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      dear diary,
 
  Happiness is a warm gun, not a lukewarm johnson.     
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      Its just not the same as the old one...........thank god for Walter the waltec!!! 
          
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      Maybe your old one got so hot because he was shorting out! You know sprinting the last leg of the race 
      
    @ slow....you are crackin' me up tonight!
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        Edited by
        s1owhand
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        Wed 12/12/07 09:32 PM
       
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      dear diary,
 
  are you gonna get a Moen too for XXXmas?  | 
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      Dear diary.....s0mething is wrong with shadow again......he seems afraid of me.....wont sleep on my bed.....is sleeping under the bed.....wont eat as much........wtf now?????? I cant find any wounds.......could he have the flu???? 
    
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      Does he have a fever?? 
    
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      Im not sticking a thermometer up his butt......idk..... 
    
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      dear diary,
 
  prolly vet time AGAIN. hope he feels better though soon!!  | 
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      he was just at the vet remember???? If he keeps this up Im keeping him in the house forever 
            but its weird.....he is afraid of me........maybe I punched him in my sleep or something????      
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      dear diary,
 
  that is not good if he is acting scared of you. maybe he had a run in with a bad human?!! we keep ours strictly indoors.   
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