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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 2 | |
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dd,
it is prominently absent! what? now no sex & dating!!? bring back 3-somes at least!! 
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Im confuzzled
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Dear diary,,,,,,,Im going on a diet tomorrow.......beware of *****iness, crying jags and more *****iness!!!
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dd,
look under recent posts - no luv you long time lucy!! |
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dd, look under recent posts - no luv you long time lucy!!
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Not even under my topics....
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dd,
masturbate furiously and watch the scale plummet!! |
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dear diary,
nope now no topics either... do do do do - do do do do... |
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Dear diary......Im not to impressed with my new johnson......he doesnt get hot enough!!
I may just take him back!!!
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dear diary,
Happiness is a warm gun, not a lukewarm johnson. 
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Its just not the same as the old one...........thank god for Walter the waltec!!!
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Maybe your old one got so hot because he was shorting out! You know sprinting the last leg of the race
 @ slow....you are crackin' me up tonight!
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Wed 12/12/07 09:32 PM
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dear diary,
are you gonna get a Moen too for XXXmas? |
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Dear diary.....s0mething is wrong with shadow again......he seems afraid of me.....wont sleep on my bed.....is sleeping under the bed.....wont eat as much........wtf now?????? I cant find any wounds.......could he have the flu????
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Does he have a fever??
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Im not sticking a thermometer up his butt......idk.....
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dear diary,
prolly vet time AGAIN. hope he feels better though soon!! |
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he was just at the vet remember???? If he keeps this up Im keeping him in the house forever
but its weird.....he is afraid of me........maybe I punched him in my sleep or something????
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dear diary,
that is not good if he is acting scared of you. maybe he had a run in with a bad human?!! we keep ours strictly indoors.
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