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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know. Santa  
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I do hope that's not the Same Tom you spoke of before...he knows Santa Personally remember...
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YO SANTA
DONT FORGET MY BIG BERTHA BLOW UP DOLL THIS YEAR FOR CHRISTMAS IF YOU CANT GET HER DOWN THE CHIMNEY YOU MIGHT NEED TO LUBE HER UP FIRST. |
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