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A man drops a flute into a jar of brine and all he pulls out is a piccolo.
A documentary on cookware was panned by the critics. REI now has sunglasses for camping that come with tented lenses. A man kept getting a sprig of parsley with his paycheck so he complained to human resources about them garnishing his wages. What does a shotgun enthusiast and a strangulation fetishist have in common? they both appreciate a tight choke. |
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Edited by
DutchHunk
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Thu 08/22/19 10:34 PM
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last week I drove my car and took a hitcher with me.
in the car the hich-hiker asks: Can I be sure you are not a serial-killer? I answered: It is a very small chance that there are now two serial-murderers in 1 car together The full entirely car drive it was silent... |
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Edited by
DutchHunk
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Thu 08/22/19 10:35 PM
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