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Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was 'Mypenis'?
Mypenis ate my homework. Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis. I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash. I love giving Mypenis a bath. Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds. Playing with Mypenis really wears me out. Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis? I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet. Help! I can't find Mypenis! Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for Mypenis. Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes. Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis! Watch it or you'll step on Mypenis. When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone. Sorry I'm late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...  
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i have penis envy
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Edited by
stylishdotcom
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Tue 12/11/07 03:34 PM
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I wonder.... do they make muzzles small enough?
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I like my (6''inch) d''ck, wish I had a women who would hold it stroke it, play with it and maybe lick it like a lollie pop, oh the joy I feel when all done. Any takers???
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Edited by
stylishdotcom
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Tue 12/11/07 03:38 PM
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I like my (6''inch) d''ck, wish I had a women who would hold it stroke it, play with it and maybe lick it like a lollie pop, oh the joy I feel when all done. Any takers??? Jees 6" is huge for a Cat....Do you have trouble walking there bud?
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I like my (6''inch) d''ck, wish I had a women who would hold it stroke it, play with it and maybe lick it like a lollie pop, oh the joy I feel when all done. Any takers??? Well I got 12".  But I don't use it as a rule.
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OMG...
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I like my (6''inch) d''ck, wish I had a women who would hold it stroke it, play with it and maybe lick it like a lollie pop, oh the joy I feel when all done. Any takers??? Well I got 12". But I don't use it as a rule.
Yes Santa using it gets him in trouble like you said earlier
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