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Topic: THE DAM GAME......... - part 3
Greyhound Joined Fri 08/11/06 Posts: 20290	Sat 12/15/07 01:43 PM
this damn thread is dead today

shutterbug Joined Sat 06/16/07 Posts: 34376	Sat 12/15/07 01:47 PM
Cleaned the DAMN apartment all morning, heading for the shower now.

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:14 PM
Cleaned the DAMN apartment all morning, heading for the shower now. Ok ,, everyone on the northweast side of the states on the count of 3, flush your toilets ! one,,,, two ,,,, three now wait 15 seconds and do it again !

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:21 PM
Damn (((Noden))) where ya been??? Earth my body Water my blood Air my breath & Fire my spirit.... Dam, Just sitting in the sidelines girlie, watching the dam threads go by..........

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:23 PM
It was damn nice of you, Noden, To start this thread so cupid could do his work!!!THANKS Dam Clancy you gotta be next.......... inserts a cupid for Clancy here!!!

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:25 PM
Damn... what's happening here? OC and peachiegirl are a match now... Wow...now at least OC has good reasons to be sleepless Dam hiya Grey, your next too dam cupids gonna getcha!!!!

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:26 PM Edited by Noden on Sat 12/15/07 03:26 PM
Cleaned the DAMN apartment all morning, heading for the shower now. Ok ,, everyone on the northweast side of the states on the count of 3, flush your toilets ! one,,,, two ,,,, three now wait 15 seconds and do it again ! I flushed yours, and now your outta that dam shower Tommy...... Dammmmmmmmm, see my ass walking away,,,love that bear pic....

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:26 PM
There was a guy that came home drunk every night, He would go to bed and go to sleep. In his sleep he would start fartin,, start of with little farts that just kept getting bigger ,, and the last one would always blow the sheets off the bed. The wife hed been telling him for 15 years , "Honey, one night your going to fart your guts out!" One night she had an idea that may stop him, She cut up a whole chicken and saved the guts. She waitied for him to come home and as usual, he was drunk. He went to bed and went to sleep, started fartin his little farts, they kept getting bigger and bigger. Just before he let the big one go, she placed the guts next to his butt, He let the big one go. She felt the bed move around real fast and heard him breathing real hard, she turned on the light and he was sitting on the bed stone cold sober in a heavy sweat! ,, She asked" Honey, are you ok?" He looked at her with big wide eyes and said " Honey you were right, you said I'd fart my guts out, but thru the grace of god and these two fingers, I managed to save every damn one of them!"

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:29 PM Edited by Noden on Sat 12/15/07 03:30 PM
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Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:29 PM
Hi ya Noden ! Damn was begining to think I was the only one here !

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:31 PM
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Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:31 PM
Nope I am here, what a nasty joke you got yourself......ewwwwwh, dam that was rotten

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:32 PM
dam right you did, so how goes ???

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:34 PM
took a long damn nap today, trying to catch up on my sleep... Laci and I did another 5 to 6 hours on the phone again last night,,,, How you doin on this fine damn day?

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:36 PM
Dam thems long dam hours your gonna flatten yer ears you two, I am okay just checking things out tonight, see if some of the regulars are on or not, I want to start a dam story with snuggles but I never find her when I dam well need her,...

peachiegirl28 Joined Sun 09/16/07 Posts: 19292	Sat 12/15/07 03:37 PM
damn hows everyone doing?

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:38 PM
dam fine peachie, hey girl congrats for you and OC hey dam nice to see........

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:38 PM Edited by Lôôking4U on Sat 12/15/07 03:40 PM
I spend more time on the damn phone with Laci than I do working ,,, but then again ,, I own the damn company ,,

Noden Joined Mon 06/11/07 Posts: 5050	Sat 12/15/07 03:39 PM
dam nice Tommy and so you should even if you didn't own it.....

Lôôking4U Joined Mon 10/29/07 Posts: 3921	Sat 12/15/07 03:41 PM
I gotta go feed all my damn animals ,, I'll be back in a little while