Paddy and Mick meet on the street.

Says Mick, wow Paddy I didn't know you had a brand new Mercedes. How come?

Says Paddy, twas a funny story. I was walking home the other night, when that hot blonde in her Mercedes pulled up and offered me a lift home. I got into the car, but she went off the road, into a dark lane. She took off all her clothes and said, take whatever you want. So I took the feckin car.

Says Mick, well Paddy, twas a wise choice, her clothes wouldn't have fitted you anyway.

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