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[with Mingle2's permission - (I hope!) - this is a re-working of an earlier item].
I once kept a crab as a pet but I hadn’t quite named it yet. I wished to teach it how to speak or at least deliver a squeak. The result was a rapid chat in which I asked, “do you in fact, locomote sideways or backwards?” Said it, “OBVIOUSLY FORWARDS!” I decided to christen it Progress. |
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