Christmas is such a wonderful time, it fills me with such a sense of...sarcasm.

Great idea parents, tell your kids that a jolly fat man in a red suit is going to break and enter into your home. His fat @ss will consume your cookies and drink your milk. He's been watching you while you sleep and he knows when you're awake. He is constantly hovering over you and judging you based on his own personal set of values. Based on his personal belief structure he will decide if you're "good" enough to deserve some cheap plastic crap that was made in China and will most likely retard your brain development cause it contains lead paint. Now go and sit on his lap and tell him your wishes you dirty boy you. You might as well send your boy to Sunday school without pants on.

The christmas tree. Oh how we love you Christmas Tree. In a world where Global warming is a dire threat caused by the increase in levels of carbon dioxide we have made it a point to chop down trees and drag them inside, where we stick them in dishes of water to keep them alive, when they were well and alive outside in the first place. We recycle paper so as not to destroy trees because paper is made from trees, WHAT THE FUK DO YOU THINK TREES ARE MADE OUT OF, DOUCHEBAG? You should try hauling a Birch Tree inside your home in July and see if your family finds it so festive and fun. Once the tree is inside we put it in a shallow dish of water and then string up electric lights. Electricity, water and lumber...genius combination. You might as well go coat your hands with grease and juggle flaming torches at the gas station. But don't get me wrong, I love the Chirstmas tree, nothing says praise the birth of christ, who sacrificed his life for our sins, then spending 100 bucks to have someone chainsaw a living tree to the ground for no other purpose than to spend another 200 bucks outfitting it with gaudy shiny trinkets, a few flashy boa's, and bright lights. At this point the tree looks so flashy and good you can probably put it on a street corner and make yourself some money. Ahhh the Christmas tree, truly the w-hore of all trees.

Merry F'in Christmas

Someone's getting coal in their stocking this year

Haha oh my. What a pointed point of view

Happy Holidays =P=P

You can always depend on geek to make you smile.

With gas and heating costs the way they are, I'm glad I've saved up all my coal, I'm laughing at santa all the way to the bank this year, thanks for the coal!

So, see there's something good about Christmas after all!

@ geek...

Well Bah Hum Bug to you. LMAO