Topic: PROGRESS
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Thu 03/28/19 06:49 AM

I once kept a crab as a pet
but hadn’t quite christened it yet
I wished to teach it how to speak
or at least deliver a squeak

The result was a sort-of chat
in which I asked it, “Is it that
you advance sideways or forwards?”
It said, “OBVIOUSLY FORWARDS!”

I decided to call it:
(see above)