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| Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9 | |
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Bring her some brekkie and sleep in the bathtub
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Edited by
hardBNhard
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Wed 03/13/19 10:10 AM
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Bring him a jagermeister
 
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Ask him why he's massaging Larsi's feet
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Tell her, that was a scary comment
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Edited by
hardBNhard
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Wed 03/13/19 10:14 AM
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Because you smeared cheesecake on my glasses and i didnt know it was him
 ot- ask him why he keeps jumping in the darn bed when i cant see anything 
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Make him breakfast
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Ask her why she keeps trying to fatten me up and what that HUGE BBQ is gor in the back yard ?
 
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Time for the 20 gauge with rock salt shells... (Rivers bed is next door... get moving over there)
I'm tired of others in my bed...
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Edited by
hardBNhard
on
Wed 03/13/19 04:01 PM
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Make his bed real fast before running like hell ! I told you i couldnt see with these dirty glasses
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Hide his glasses & watch from the safety of the closet
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Ask her if she wants to share a bowl of cherries
 
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Get out the cuffs and whip
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Push him outta bed so us girls can get our cherry on!
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Nom nom nom cherries
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Give her some whipped cream for the cherries to dunk in
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Let him sleep and go make breakfast
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Wake her and take her to my favorite metaphysical store.
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Wake her up and tell her it's time for yoga class
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tell her to get on the yoga mat in the downward-facing dog position
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Tell him I already did yoga while he was sleeping... how's that saying go, "you snooze, you lose"
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