A woman goes into a plastic surgeons office to ask about a face lift. The doctor tells her the price, she pays, and the procedure is done. Six months later she walks back in and says,
"I'm very unsatisfied with the work you've done, the right side of my face looks horrible". So the doctor fixes the damages. Another six months goes by and she walks in again,
"Now the left side of my face looks horrible, what kind of practice are you running here?". Finally the doctor says,
"Look, for $15,000 I can install a turn dial in the back of your head, any time you want a face lift, just turn that dial, and it will be automatic. The only catch is you have to wear your hair in a bun to hide the dial." The woman says,
"Thats fine, I always wear my hair in a bun." So the procedure is done. Another 6 months goes by, the woman comes back and the doctor says
"What's wrong now?" the woman replies,
"Doctor, this turn dial is the best thing that's ever happened to me, people are always telling me how young i look, the only problem is i can't get rid of these pimples" the doctor inspects her face and says,
"Those aren't pimples, those are your nipples...keep turning that dial like that and in another six months you're gonna have a beard!"