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Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?  
I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo! 
Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"??? 
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Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?
I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo!
Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"???
Its because I think cows are cute, and cows wear cowbells around their neck, (hence the name "cowbell"). And I want to be cute....
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Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?
I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo!
Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"???
Its because I think cows are cute, and cows wear cowbells around their neck, (hence the name "cowbell"). And I want to be cute....
Since you ARE cute it's not a matter of you wanting to be cute....you really have no choice. 
I guess you could wear a mask to conceal your cuteness....but it's too late to hide it now. 
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Thats "udder" ridonkculous !
......Now i wants to listen to HellsBells-ACDC style 
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The Wet Spot.
Women should not be ashamed of the wet spot and they should be willing to rotate nights to sleep in it. 
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Come to me baby
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I like cheesecake |
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Love your humour
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It's just a catchphrase
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It's just a catchphrase
Oh ! I thought "cheesecake" was the name of your local exotic dancer !
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Thats "udder" ridonkculous !
......Now i wants to listen to HellsBells-ACDC style
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sun 02/24/19 12:28 PM
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Would it help if I put my cowbell in the bedroom as opposed to on the drum kit?
I wear mine around my neck...moooooooooooo!
Is that so the person you're with can hear when you're "coming"???
Its because I think cows are cute, and cows wear cowbells around their neck, (hence the name "cowbell"). And I want to be cute....
Since you ARE cute it's not a matter of you wanting to be cute....you really have no choice.
I guess you could wear a mask to conceal your cuteness....but it's too late to hide it now.
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Local exotoic dancers? Sweet Jaysis
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More movement in the hips...
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No but it's a big book
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wah
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**** you babe
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Edited by
JOHNN111
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Tue 02/26/19 04:31 AM
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The Wet Spot. Women should not be ashamed of the wet spot and they should be willing to rotate nights to sleep in it.
Why should women be ashamed of the wetspot? you should be ashamed for not owning that wetspot, making that wetspot yours is a mans job, own it FFS.
 This is going to be a good day, I can feel it
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Same here
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hey, anyone want to talk with me i am bi so it doesn't matter what gender
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