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Topic: No Posting Allowed - part 2
Unknow Joined Wed 09/19/12 Posts: 1852	Fri 02/15/19 08:13 PM
I died inhaling one of my farts. I once read a story in which that actually happened to someone. It must have been his autobiography

Michael69619 Joined Fri 07/13/18 Posts: 136	Sat 02/16/19 12:30 AM
I died inhaling one of my farts. I once read a story in which that actually happened to someone. Well there was the true story of a guy in the UK up on a charge of murdering his wife! Apparently he had been out for the evening and consumed a large Indian curry and 9 pints of Guinness, plus some other things, and had gone home to bed with his wife. Shortly after retiring he had a tremendous fart! As a joke he leapt out of bed and pulled the covers tightly over his wife's head...…..causing her to suffocate!!! However, the judge released him off when it was revealed that the wife always made the bed very tightly thus trapping the fart inside and causing her own death!!!!

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 02:56 AM
Yeah right 🤣

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/16/19 04:36 AM
Kanye agrees.

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 04:57 AM
I don't know that chap

Scoobert Joined Sat 09/28/13 Posts: 12895	Sat 02/16/19 05:08 AM
People listen to Kanye..... that's phuckin funny $hit!

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 05:23 AM
I listen to music, not that codswallup

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/16/19 05:36 AM


Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 05:42 AM
Anarchy rules

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 02/16/19 06:46 AM
I'll make a note of that.

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40246	Sat 02/16/19 06:47 AM
Good afternoon post Lars

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 07:01 AM
Good afternoon KitKat post

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Sat 02/16/19 07:05 AM
Can we stick it to his head? The post it?

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 07:16 AM
Can we write sumthin on it?

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Sat 02/16/19 07:19 AM
Like what? Kick me I'm grumpy?

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 07:24 AM
Something positive maybe? Like #spreadlove

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 02/16/19 07:27 AM
How about, go away or I'm going to jam this boot up your azz.

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Sat 02/16/19 07:28 AM
Then let's do it! He should love this post about posting a post it to his head.

Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17181	Sat 02/16/19 07:36 AM
He is grumpy. I go for that note

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40246	Sat 02/16/19 10:13 AM
Postnasal drip post stupid allergies

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