Topic: Pearly gates
Larsi666 😽's photo
Sun 12/30/18 03:51 AM
A german shepherd, a doberman and a cat are in front of the pearly gates.

God wants to know, why they deserve to come into heaven.

Says the german shepherd, I believe in loyalty to my master. Access granted, god allows him to sit down to his right.
Says the doberman, I believe, my master shall be protected all the time. Access granted. God allows him to sit down to his left.

Well, says the cat, first of all, you block my seat ...

Daisy's photo
Thu 01/03/19 07:10 AM
eventually after reading 2 time i got the joke.
thank you for sharing.

Mrmxb's photo
Thu 01/03/19 10:31 AM
cat's eye on the big armchair. is that so? smile2
was beautiful. Larsi
thank you

Rosie's photo
Sat 01/05/19 02:03 PM
ROTFL

I have 3 cats and a dog, got the joke right away. LOL

NotPay4Play's photo
Sat 01/05/19 02:15 PM
rofl rofl I've been around animals most of my life. That is so true.rofl rofl

I_love_bluegrass's photo
Sat 01/05/19 02:20 PM
I guessd I have the one odd cat..
She's 8 now, and has never engaged in "princess"/ entitled behaviour.

She's more like a dog...
She's a "tuxedo" cat...I'd post a picture if I could figuire out how...happy


marie's photo
Sat 01/05/19 02:55 PM
Mmmm I think I have an undercover cat,mine act like a dog ,one day, I think ,he gone start to bark :smile: :smile: :smile:

Larsi666 😽's photo
Sun 01/06/19 02:35 PM

Mmmm I think I have an undercover cat,mine act like a dog ,one day, I think ,he gone start to bark :smile: :smile: :smile:


My oldest tomcat ... he either sits at the front gate, or on the back wall. Sometimes hours without moving, growling at random people laugh Still one placid guy of a cat he is, only protecting me bigsmile