Topic: i am new here
Robin's photo
Fri 11/02/18 04:45 PM
i am looking cute girl for relationship

Real Tx Girl's photo
Fri 11/02/18 05:17 PM
Welcome and good luck

Poetrywriter's photo
Fri 11/02/18 07:34 PM
Welcome to Mingle2

darkowl1's photo
Fri 11/02/18 07:46 PM
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.



Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.