Once again the female staff will be offering to men of any marital status the following seminars:

1. Combating Stupidity
2. You Too Can Do Housework
3. P.M.S.-Learning When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
4. How to Fill an Icetray
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas-Give us Money
6. Understanding the Female Response to you Coming in Drunk at 4 a.m.
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formally called "Don't Wash My Silks")
8. Parenting- No, It doesn't End with Conception
9. Get a Life-Learn How to Cook
10. How Not to Act Like a Jerk When You're Obviously Wrong
11. Spelling-Even YOU Can Get it Right
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
13. You-The Weaker Sex
14. Reasons to Give Flowers
15. How to Stay Awake after Sex
16. Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom.
17. Garbage-Getting it to the Curb
18. Sex 101-You Can Fall Asleep without it if You Really Try
Sex 201-The Morning Dilemma-If It's "Awake", Take a Shower
19. The Weekend and Sports are Not Synonymous
20. How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
21. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
22. The Remote Control-Overcoming Your Dependency
23. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes
24. How Not to Act Younger than Your Children
25. You too can be a Designated Driver
26. Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked!!
27. Changing Your Underwear --- It Really Works
28. The Attainable Goal --- Omitting \@!*! from your Vocabulary
29. Fluffing the Blankets after Farting is not Necessary
30. Real Men Ask Directions

i wish

i think that should be given to all boys age 16 lol

Dude, you rock. lol thats hilarious...cause its so true XD (Yes, mr obvious. shh D:)