Sex. I can buy my own chocolate.

It depends upon the lover, sometimes chocolate may be better, sometimes it may not even be in the running.

both are necessities.

but since i quit sugar, chocolate ceased being the choice.

Sex or chocolate

for me both

Why is it never "sex or all you can eat fried shrimp with extra horseradishy cocktail sauce?"

Or "sex or nachos and pizza."

Or "sex or pastrami reuben, the kind with jarred rather than canned sauerkraut and hot mustard not that thousand island gloop."

Or "sex or bacon wrapped filet with blue cheese crumbles and peppercorn, with sauteed mushrooms, a loaded baked potato the size of your head, and a cup of wisconsin beer cheese soup with garlic oregano croutons."

...I wish I ate something for dinner rather than having all that sex.
I'm starving.


...I'm not sure it's all that possible...maybe if you froze the chocolate first? Otherwise it's going to melt all over your thighs, plus there's an issue with hygiene, and do you really want to eat the chocolate after what you did to it?

hi