What does a stamp say to an envelope?
Stick with me and we'll go places.



What's blue and fluffy
Pink fluff holding it's breath.



What do you call a three legged donkey?
A wonkey. Back to top



What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies.



What's the difference between an hedgehog and a policecar?
On the hegdhog the pricks are on the out side Back to top


Where does Virgin Wool come from?
From ugly sheep.


What's the difference between a carp & a lawyer?
One's a scum sucking bottom feeder & the other is a fish.


Where does Virgin Wool come from?
From ugly sheep.


Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs crawling all over your bottom.

virgin sheep

Very good Tom...

scum sucking bottom feeders.....