Topic: WHY REPLACE ONE WITH T'OTHER? | |
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Edited by
keithpl2
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Mon 09/24/18 11:14 AM
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TEDDY BEARS can never harm anyone
DOGS their affection is no more than a reflection TEDDY BEARS are the best ever silent partners DOGS are half-blind creatures with deadly teeth TEDDY BEARS are comfortingly cuddly DOGS can easily become aggressive TEDDY BEARS do not excrete or urinate DOGS are obsessed with it TEDDY BEARS have no fleas DOGS are adored by them TEDDY BEARS don’t need to be leashed DOGS will quit everything at the drop of a stool TEDDY BEARS neither bark nor bite DOGS do both without impunity TEDDY BEARS could even distract an intruder! DOGS as protectors, are useless against ‘pros’. TEDDY BEARS are very clean indeed DOGS need decontaminating frequently TEDDY BEARS cost nothing to keep DOGS gobble up a chunk of your income TEDDY BEARS are perfect listeners DOGS mainly hear what they fear TEDDY BEARS will never turn away from you DOGS are hopelessly distractible TEDDY BEARS are soothing to nervous infants DOGS irritate or infuriate neighbours TEDDY BEARS emit their own friendly odour DOGS stink of whatever they’ve picked up TEDDY BEARS will protest at nothing DOGS will yap at the blink of an eye! OH...............OF COURSE: SILLY ME. I QUITE FORGOT. TEDDY BEARS CAN’T WALK ! |
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