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| Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 8 | |
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Only on mingle
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You mean theres life after Mingles ?
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You sound like Reba.
 Is there life out there 
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Ah well, bring her a nice cuppa |
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Edited by
hardBNhard
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Thu 01/24/19 09:39 AM
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You sound like Reba. Is there life out there
 . For your sake though ! You dont want me singing it 
OT- borrow Queenies egg beater 
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Install new locks on all my doors and put security bars on the windows.
It's not personal. 
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Pick the lock and get the broom
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Lend her my lead handle broom
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Give yeez all the address of a hotel nearby
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Steal his credit card for said hotel ..... drinks are on me/Larsi folks . Help yourselfs to the mini-bar
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Let him know I prefer tequila
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Loads up on lemon & salt
 
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Send him out on a beer run and change the locks after he leaves.
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What kinda beer sir
Heres the salt and lemons for the lady 
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I think it’s time for a personal body guard to escape the strange men in my bed
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I think it’s time for a personal body guard to escape the strange men in my bed Gonna protect her. I work as a volunteer steward at football matches |
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What kinda beer sir
Heres the salt and lemons for the lady
Real women drink it straight up no salt or lemon. Momma didn't raise no wiener! Help him protect the beautiful woman 
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Should I start at the ankles or the neck?
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 the ankles
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I would then work my way up.
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