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Topic: Hillbilly marriage
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Wed 12/05/07 06:44 PM
The hillbilly kid said to his father, "Pa, I done founded mahself a new gurl! I'm a gonna marry her." The father says "Good fer you son. What's she like?" "Well, she's real purty, with most of her teeth, blonde hairded, and best of all, she's a virgin!" His father gets cross and says "You can't marry her, boy! If she ain't good enough for her own family, she sure ain't good enough for our'n!"

greeneyedRN Joined Thu 11/08/07 Posts: 1	Wed 12/05/07 06:45 PM
Hilarious!!

bgeorge Joined Fri 09/14/07 Posts: 7850	Wed 12/05/07 06:46 PM
yessum

kayak69 Joined Sat 10/14/06 Posts: 4521	Wed 12/05/07 06:51 PM
Q. Whats hillbilly foreplay? A. Nudge sister and ask if she's awake.

ted1963 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 76	Wed 12/05/07 06:53 PM


wmyers4u Joined Fri 09/28/07 Posts: 797	Wed 12/05/07 07:00 PM
This makes me want to move to Kentucky

kayak69 Joined Sat 10/14/06 Posts: 4521	Wed 12/05/07 07:06 PM
Ever heard a hillbilly marriage proposal? YOUR WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Countryliving70 Joined Tue 12/04/07 Posts: 1	Wed 12/05/07 07:11 PM
I am from Kentucky we are not like that.

dragonyosh Joined Sat 09/30/06 Posts: 1081	Wed 12/05/07 07:14 PM
what is the funny part?

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