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I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.
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I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.  reminds me of the story
A chap puts in 2 slices of meat in an empty freezer unit, next day he pulls out 3 slices. Explain Biologist: Maybe the meat was still alive.. reproduced by cell division Physicist: Impossible by the Law of conservation of mass. Experimental error. Mathematician: I don't know what happened but.. if you return that one slice of meat back in the freezer it will vanish. |
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