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govrodavid · 2018-07-17T20:04:06-07:00

I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.

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govrodavid Joined Fri 07/13/18 Posts: 10	Tue 07/17/18 08:04 PM
I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high.

Palghat Joined Thu 05/10/18 Posts: 187	Wed 07/18/18 08:48 PM
I was going to put my slices of meat on the top shelf of the fridge but the steaks were too high. reminds me of the story A chap puts in 2 slices of meat in an empty freezer unit, next day he pulls out 3 slices. Explain Biologist: Maybe the meat was still alive.. reproduced by cell division Physicist: Impossible by the Law of conservation of mass. Experimental error. Mathematician: I don't know what happened but.. if you return that one slice of meat back in the freezer it will vanish.