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          Well I am not so sure your wife wouldn't put up a fight on that one....  
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      dear diary,
 
  Hey, not THAT part     but you're right y'know
now that you mention it. I'll think about it.  | 
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      I think they are in the aisle next too the DEPENDS ...  
      , as in DEPENDS what kind of boyfriend you are looking     
oh man, sometiomes I am just NOT funny     
OK gotta go ... kids called and are hungry for dinner .. WTF is up wit dat ??       
Later all ... CAIO   
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            Depends....LMAO! As in the things for adult incontinence??? Haaahaaahaa Yep the men just may be there!! 
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      I'm wondering what kind of man that would be.  
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      LOL....I don't think I want a 100 year old boyfriend  
      
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      Incontinence is unattractive at any age.  
    
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        Tru dat!!! LMAO
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      Dear diary....... 
        
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      GYPSY!!!!! WHERE YOU BEEN ALLLLLLLLL DAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! 
    
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      Dear Diary.....
 
        LMFAO at Gypsy's pic
SHOES.....OMG your funny  | 
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      did ya miss me??? 
          
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      Yaaaaaa!!!!Sorry had to get the girls tucked into their beds and reading a story....
     
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      thats ok..........Im cleaning as I type...... 
          
Dear diary......I spent waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much money today and maybe I should stay home tomorrow so I wont do that anymore   
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      OOOOHHHHHH.....what did you buy???? Anything fun, cool, or sparkly??? 
    
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      Its all kinda a blur right now......gift cards,,,,BAM!!! groceries......a new Johnson!!! 
      and some new bras   
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      dear diary,
 
  put your hands up, and step away from the credit cards.  | 
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      oooooohhhhhh.....new bras???? do they lift and seperate??? 
      I need some new bras....and I definately need a Johnson.....LOL
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      Dear diary.......yes they lift and separate....not that they werent separate to begin with... 
      Ohhhhhhhhhhh and my johnson....he is way longer than my last johnson.....I bet he is about 3 ft long!!!       
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      Dear Diary, I'm back for a bit. HUmmmmmmm, shoes, depends and a johnson 
    
Thanks for the giggle  
Has no money to do anything, I live vicariously through everyone else  
Hell! I don't even eat! No money for food, but know where to go to get it     
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 I'm wondering what kind of man that would be.
 
 
 
 and some new bras