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ok this is messed up, but i dont feel like going in today.. what is the best excused you've told your boss to get the day off work..
who's ever is the best i will use.. mmm we have 2 hours to get this rolling.. so start posting. |
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how about you fell down the stairs
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 that you have anal glacoma (sp)
you can't see your azz going to work today! 
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i caught something and the doctor wants to see me to get rid of it
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how about you fell down the stairs
hhaha lol i have to be able to prove that when i go in tomorrow silly! |
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that you have anal glacoma (sp)
you can't see your azz going to work today!
too funny 
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Daughter was struck by lightning... my co worker used this
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I never call in to work. But, if I did, I would just say I have a fever, and make your voice sound kinda hoarse. Say you have a fever of 102. Not real high, but good enough, might be contagious. LOL
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how about you fell down the stairs
hhaha lol i have to be able to prove that when i go in tomorrow silly! walk in limping with a bandage on
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My best excuse was when the house right next to mine burned to the ground. I told my boss that I couldnt come in because I was up all night due to the fire. It was the truth.
The other was my child was up all night sick. My exact words were she was throwing up all night so I didnt get any sleep. Having kids makes it easy to get out of work. LOL!! |
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how about you fell down the stairs
hhaha lol i have to be able to prove that when i go in tomorrow silly! walk in limping with a bandage on
lol i'm not a good actor.. i'd prbly walk normal and someone would catch me.. thats just my luck |
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you got married last night and are using today as ur honey moon.. and will continue with the honey moon as soon as you have more time off from work
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Don't use "had a tooth pulled". I worked with a guy that used that all the time, in just one year he had 86 teeth pulled, and guess what, he still had a mouthful.
A case of the raging runs can't be confirmed and nobody wants you at work with that. 
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A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY DIED AND MY MOM NEEDS ME THERE
TO COMFERT HER. |
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haha.. one of my guys called me monday morning and told me a tree fell on his house so he had the off.. that was a real good one..
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easy simple how about the craps
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you got married last night and are using today as ur honey moon.. and will continue with the honey moon as soon as you have more time off from work i'm just gonna relocate to be with you dana.. ive made up my mind. |
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how about your cumin to england to see me lol
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Don't use "had a tooth pulled". I worked with a guy that used that all the time, in just one year he had 86 teeth pulled, and guess what, he still had a mouthful.
A case of the raging runs can't be confirmed and nobody wants you at work with that.
THE RUNS
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You look like a guy that works out a lot, just tell them you pulled a muscle in your back and need the day off to rest it!!!
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