Woman was out taking her nightly walk when a guy with a gun jumps out from behind a tree and yells: "Give me all your money."

The woman says, "I don't have any money."
The man says, "sure you do. I bet it's in your bra, take it off."
The woman removes her blouse and her bra and there's no money.
The man then points the gun at her and says, "I bet it's in your sock. Take off your socks and shoes."
The woman takes them off and .. no money!

The man sighs and turns around and walks off.
The woman yells, "Hey don't stop now. I'll write you a check."