Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis


A Moscow woman burnt her ex-husband's penis in a fit of anger as he was watching TV naked and sipping vodka.
The man was taken to hospital with burns all over his body, but his jealous ex-wife did not feel guilty at all, according to the Tvoi Den newspaper.

"It was monstrously painful,"
the wounded ex-husband told the newspaper.
"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

The woman named only as Irina, 41, was married to the man Dmitry, 48, for 19 years. The couple divorced three years ago but shared the same apartment afterwards.
Irina took her revenge on Dmity when he sitting watching an adult program on a night TV channel. First his ex-wife grabbed a bottle of vodka, spilled some on him and tried to set him on fire with a match. But the flame died out and her attempt failed.

Then Irina made a wick of a newspaper and threw the burning paper aiming at the man's crotch. Dmitry told doctors that he had felt terrible pain but could not extinguish the fire. He started burning like a torch.
Doctors said that Dmitry could have burned alive if the woman had not called an ambulance. Severe burns were found on the man's arms, legs, chest and penis.

The lesson for Russian men is don't annoy fiery ex-wives, if you want to keep your manhood intact.

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