I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go down The Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" .
But there was no answer.
This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".
But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting,
"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:
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"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f*ckng shoes on."

thats cute!!

That is awesome!!!

cute!