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Topic: Thiz Maid wantz a Pay Increase-LOL
Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sun 12/10/17 05:24 PM
The Trini maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?' Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one........mi iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Marie: 'Your husband say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Marie: 'Your husband again' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener ' Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'

Kaleijoscope Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 3319	Thu 12/14/17 09:03 PM
That's funny... I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. Working two "gardens" and all... Wink-wink..

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Thu 12/14/17 09:42 PM
Good point! the GARDENER iz buzy cuttin' more than GRass...LOL!!!

Neelxxx25 Joined Sat 12/09/17 Posts: 2	Fri 12/15/17 03:28 AM
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Neelxxx25 Joined Sat 12/09/17 Posts: 2	Fri 12/15/17 03:30 AM
When I went to school and I was taught that: . *** meant a cat, . Sex meant a gender, . *** is a female dog, . Dick was a name, . Bang was a sound, . Rubber was an eraser, . Head meant a part of the body, . 69 was just a number. . And then I came across internet and my education was ruined.

snagglepuss74 Joined Tue 08/26/08 Posts: 220	Sat 12/16/17 07:14 AM
I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. It all started when the gardener got a raise in the first place ...

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Mon 12/18/17 04:06 PM
I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. It all started when the gardener got a raise in the first place ... HHHHHHHmmmm!!! Didn't think about it like that... LOL!!!

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Fri 12/22/17 09:49 AM
The Trini maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'The first one........mi iron better than you.Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Marie: 'Your husband sayso.'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Marie: 'Your husband again'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener 'Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?' that's some funny * ** right there

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sat 12/23/17 09:39 PM
Hilarious!!!

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sat 12/23/17 09:41 PM
I guess the gardener deserves a raise too. It all started when the gardener got a raise in the first place ... Yeah! & the Gardener should have kept hiz mouth shut...

Unknow Joined Wed 12/03/14 Posts: 8	Tue 12/26/17 05:44 PM
Why is Santa so happy? Because he knows the addresses of all bad girls. :) Merry Christmas!

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Thu 01/04/18 09:45 AM
The Trini maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'The first one........mi iron better than you.Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Marie: 'Your husband sayso.'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Marie: 'Your husband again'Wife: 'Oh.'Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener 'Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?' that's some funny * ** right there LOL! LOL!

Braindream Joined Tue 01/23/18 Posts: 3	Wed 01/24/18 12:23 AM
He’s doing way more job than trimming the lawn 🤣

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Wed 01/24/18 09:13 PM
He’s doing way more job than trimming the lawn 🤣 I Concur.

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Thu 02/22/18 06:49 PM
The Trini maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?' Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one........mi iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Marie: 'Your husband say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Marie: 'Your husband again' Wife: 'Oh.' Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??' Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener ' Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'

T1ron Joined Sun 06/18/17 Posts: 1	Sun 03/18/18 07:34 AM
You bad..you know that..lol