Topic: Chuck Norris and Cloning.
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Fri 11/30/07 06:18 PM
This is not a joke exactly, just my new favorite quote.

"In recent news, it was revealed that human cloning was actually banned because if Chuck Norris were to clone himself, then one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could potentially meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this collision could in fact destroy the universe."