All in fun, Goof, all in fun..........no animosity intended....
I think you are a wonderful person, so don't sweat it.

I sweat nothing there Lily, but I do find it nice that you feel I am a wonderful person. Have you been spying on me? Was that you last night that was peeking in my window?

You mean while you were in the shower scrubbing down with your bar of zest?.......or, while you sat in your living room nursing a bottle of beer and munching some pizza while watching the latest Paris Hilton tape?

.....no....that, uh, wasn't me.......

Wow. You are good. You even got me in the shower. You must have some top notch equipment there. I bet you used those night vision goggles just like that Paris Hilton video was done in....not that I watched that....it was bootleg of Lindsay Lohan doing the nasty with tickle me elmo. Freaky stuff.

Oh...that was Irish Spring that was making me "zestfully" clean.

BTW...if you sell that on the net, I would like to get in on it. Could be worth something...maybe. Now, time to eat more leftover pizza and drink some beer and watch Lake House.....the XXX version.

Irish Spring!! I knew it was one of the green ones!!

Yes. I know how it could have confused you. I mean, lathering up and all, and having the letters all washed away...kind of difficult to know what brand it was.