My flooring came in this afternoon so I can crack on tomorrow and get the job finished this week

Cool, that will be just in time for my vacation


I thought you meant shooting snacks you were referring to my escape

Yes

Good morning P ( That's here ) and very good day
to you all everywhere else from me.

I can't resist, I started my day reading some funny jokes
I got to this one, some of you perhaps heard it or read it, and
so did I before..But I cry laughing and it crakcs me up every time I read it.
Here we go

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

Wishing you all a fun day

Thanks Pepi, I needed a good laugh.

How's your morning going Pepi?
That song you posted in the Don't Forget thread is a really nice song, loved it.

I had an okay day, was feeling a little down, but your joke made me laugh and it's always good to laugh

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Well, I'm fine, need to do some mowing but winds are strong
this morning, checking the weather they will slowdown late afternoon.
So I will mow later.
Meantime I play a bit on M2

PS:...Go back to "Don't Forget" thread and see my new comment
suggesting how to celebrate with your men this famous day

I saw it already

We had a lot of wind last week, but it's been pretty calm the last couple days.

I need to wait till wind settle, at present 35 to 50km/h
I must do some special for weeds only spraying.

Tomorrow actually I may do the spraying, yes,
checked the wheater and the winds will be 5 to 7km/h

Ah, that's around 21 to 31 mph here. (I had to google it ) That's what we had last week. Definitely not good for spraying.

Good morning Pisces. I've just stopped at the right time
Tea please

Good morning Mikey and dub

How's your morning Mikey?

You looking to settle in Billaspur dub?

whoa!
MIKEY?

what am i, chopped liver ovah heyah???

back off, beyotchi...i saw him first!

Sorry dub

I'm just waking up and a little groggy, how's your morning?