Topic: new shoes | |
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Subject: Shoes
> > > > A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades > while on vacation. > She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst > way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors > were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one > of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll > just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for > free!" > > > The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you > go on and give it a try?" > > > The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in > the day, > as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist > deep in > the murky water, shotgun in hand. > > As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly > toward her. > With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it > up onto > the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. > > > > > > The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde > struggles > mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes > heavenward, she > screams in frustration: > "CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!" |
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WOW!!!!!!!!
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lol
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lmao!!
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